When that rifle bullet grazed Donald Trump’s ear last week, I’m sure I wasn’t alone in having an equally nasty thought whiz through my brain – and I’ll put this as delicately as I can: would it be un-Christian to wish misfortune on Satan and his minions? And less delicately, why does a God who allows bombs to drop on innocent children in Ukraine and Gaza spare a man who seems the very embodiment of the Seven Deadly Sins – pride, greed, wrath, envy, lust, gluttony and sloth to those who’ve forgotten – and who will most certainly destroy as much of humanity as we know it before he mercifully expires?